Saturday, November 26, 2005

Black-Eyed Peeeees


Did Black-Eyed Peas' singer Fergie unleash the phunk onstage?

Sources say that after arriving an hour late for Street Scene, a San Diego concert, a very-much-hammered Fergie decided to she had to pee, and she had to pee NOW. Radio reported that she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set and just let it go -- without taking her pants off, either. She simply returned to the stage as if nothing happened, this time with a huge wet crotch stain.

While Fergie's reps claim that she did not piss herself and that stain is actually sweat, people who were at the concert have been posting in forums all over the Internet that she was drunk as hell and that relieving herself was exactly what she did.

As for the "sweating" defense, what kind of monster woman has that kind of crotch sweat issue, even after 40 minutes on an elliptical? Homegirl definitely pissed her clamdiggers. Gross.

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