There's no crying in politics!

Dude... Boehner? Are you crying again?

Suck it up, you little bitch!

You talked so tough for the past few years, and now you have the power you and your ego have wanted for so long... and now all you can do is blubber like a kid about to get a shot?

Seriously... I've seen newborns with colic cry less than you.

Sack up. You're supposed to be a leader... or something.